Um, Boss? You did say you wanted heat, no?
And the good new is,
You'll be able to start revnovating...
Um...
Tomorrow!
Yakko-Therapy(tm), Coming soon to a page near you!
Aka Sustained Organic Laughter Therapy (tm)
All right, so that didn't go over so well.
The whole point of Yakko-therapy(tm) is to raise body teperature and mood
by aerobic talking and aerobic laughter.
How about you try this:
- Babble, Aerobic Babbling!
- Try to make it rhyme
- Do it with someone else, alternating words.
(Birds do this a lot.)
- Try to make it rhyme
- Make up nonsense words to favorite songs
- Pretend you are singing.
- Try to cheer the buried potatoes
out of the ground in Proto-Ugaric
- Louder, they're underground. Put some Lung in to it!
- If they still don't spud, try Pig Latin.
- Are they still clinging to the soil? So try Klingonese!
- Don't know Klingonese? Just sing backwards, close enough.
- Let your kids charge admission.
Post your insanity on the
Yakko
bulleting board! (Anonymously, even!)
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